I wish I had a place to put my Neato mask and my Neato tshirts :( <-- that's something the old you would say! That is, if the old you was someone who didn't own this tote! Because by owning this tote, you WILL have a place to put your Neato masks and Neato t-shirts!!! And, due to the fact that the existence of an old you implies that there is a new you and we can infer that the new you is someone who OWNS. THIS. TOTE... You should get this tote and become the new you! Beautiful!